Weird Thoughts

If all the worlds a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
Why are buttons on boy's shirts on a different side than girl's shirts?
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why do we say bye bye but not hi hi?
What is a male ladybug called?
If you crossed a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
Why are boxing rings square?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If you tell a joke, and no one laughs, was it really a joke?
How do we know Humpty Dumpty is an egg, if it does not mention the word egg in the nursery rhyme?
What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?